Lil Sicko v. Sean Carpenter v. Bobby V in a First-Round Land and Sea Death Match
Bobby V gave Sean Carpenter an Exploder Suplex through a tube bundle. Bobby V slammed Lil Sicko onto a pit of Thumbtacks. Bobby V pinned Sean Carpenter with an Assault driver. The way this tournament is, if you get pinned, you're eliminated, and whoever didn't get pinned advances into the next round. This match was decent
Bobby V and Lil Sicko advanced via pinfall
2/5
Kato v. Kenji Fukimoto v. Sid Fabulous in a First-Round Four Corners of Pain Match
Fukimoto and Sid Fabulous had a gusset exchange. Kato raked Fukimoto's face with barbed wire. Fukimoto used a gusset bat on Sid Fabulous. Fukimoto and Kato suplexed Sid Fabulous onto a carpet strip and a light tube structure. Fukimoto suplexed Kato onto a board of mouse traps. Kato suplexed Sid Fabulous onto a board of staple removers and Sid came back up with nasty cuts all over his back. Fukimoto gave Sid and Kato a suplex onto a pool of ornaments. Fukimoto finished off Kato with a package piledriver on the Christmas ornaments. This match started off rough but ended on a high note with some brutal spots.
Kenji Fukimoto and Sid Fabulous advanced via pinfall
2.5/5
Buddy Badcock v. Satu Jinn v. Necro Butcher in a First-Round Home Run Derby Match
Buddy Badcock used a tack bat on Satu Jinn. Satu Jinn used a Kitana blade on Buddy Badcock. Necro Butcher broke a jug on a stick on Buddy Badcock. Necro Butcher and Satu Jinn battled with a beer cooler. Necro hit Satu Jinn with a garbage can lid that had glass on it and then threw another beer cooler and tore a can in half to stab Necro with it. The match ended with Satu Jinn pinning Buddy Badcock. This was a perfect and hard-hitting match.
Satu Jinn and Necro Butcher advance via pinfall
3.75/5
Tommy Trainwreck v. Tarzan Duran v. Bryant Woods in a First-Round Cabin in the Woods Death Match
These guys started off swinging tubes at each other. Bryant Woods hit Tommy Trainwreck with a water jug stick that had a tube taped to the water jug. Bryant Woods hit his opponents with an Artificial leg. Tommy Trainwreck threw tubes at Tarzan Duran. Tarzan Duran breathed fire at Bryant Woods. Both Tarzan Duran and Tommy Trainwreck pinned Bryant Woods after the interference of Sadisto. The match was okay but the finish took away from it.
Tarzan Duran and Tommy Trainwreck advance via pinfall
2/5
Toshiyuki Sakuda v. Bloody Lane v. Jay Blade in a First-Round Ultraviolent Ladders and Light Tube Match
Bloody Lane and Sakuda both busted out tubes early. Bloody Lane threw Jay Blade on a tube bundle. Sakuda hit Lane with a softball bat that had softballs zip-tied to it, while Lane had a tube cabin laid across him. Bloody Lane threw a board of safety pins at Jay Blade. Toshiyuki Sakuda used the tattoo needles on Jay Blade. Jay Blade did a dive on Toshiyuki Sakuda and Bloody Lane onto the biggest tube bundle I've ever seen. Bloody Lane took the pin. This was a good match, and it had some cool spots.
Jay Blade and Toshiyuki Sakuda advance via pinfall
2.75/5
Satu Jinn v. Bobby V in a Second-Round Exploding Barbed Wire Match
Satu Jinn jumped Bobby V with tubes during his entrance. Bobby V was the first to feel the exploding barbed wire. After feeling the exploding barbed wire again Bobby V got thrown off the ring apron. These two had a tube exchange outside of the ring. Bobby V made Satu Jinn taste the barbed wire, then in an insane spot, Bobby V gave Satu Jinn a cutter from the ring, off the apron through an exploding table. Very good match and an insane ending.
Bobby V advanced via pinfall
3/5
The rest of this stuff happened on Day 2 which was a rainy day in McKenzie, TN
Skitzo v. Redneck Rebel v. Jimmy Controversy in a First-Round Pane of Glass and Cinderblock Match
Jimmy Controversy immediately went through a pane of glass. Skitzo put Redneck Rebel through a pane of glass. Jimmy Controversy got put through a pane of glass and beaten with tubes. Skitzo went through a glass pane tower. Jimmy Controversy put Redneck Rebel through a gusset plate pane of glass to eliminate him. This match was okay but had some very clunky spots that took away from it.
Jimmy Controversy and Skitzo advance via pinfall
2/5
Sid Fabulous v. Jimmy Controversy in a Second-Round Match
Jimmy Controversy got no time to rest and was attacked by a 2x4 with razor wire by Sid Fabulous. Sid Fabulous gave Jimmy Controversy a DDT onto a cinderblock. Sid Fabulous got shoved into a board of Razor Wire then immediately got up and put Jimmy Controversy through a pane of glass. These two tried hard, but this match wasn't good. It was pretty sloppy.
Sid Fabulous advanced via pinfall
1/5
Lil Sicko v. Tarzan Duran in a Second-Round Match
These two exchanged tubes. Tarzan Duran hit Lil Sicko with a big ass stick. Lil Sicko gave Tarzan Duran various slams onto tubes. Tarzan used a flaming axe on Sicko then hit Sicko with a Dog Collar bat. Tarzan used a fireball on Sicko and then hit Sicko with a porcupine bat. Tarzan pinned Sicko but what a bunch of crazy stuff Lil Sicko took. This match was great.
Tarzan Duran advanced via pinfall
3/5
Toshiyuki Sakuda v. Kenji Fukimoto in a Second-Round Match
This was a battle of past and present Japanese greats. Toshiyuki Sakuda threw Kenji Fukimoto into a board of porcupine needles. Kenji Fukimoto hooked Toshiyuki Sakuda with a fishing pole. Sakuda used the tattoo needles on Fukimoto. Sakuda pinned Fukimoto. This was short but every spot was brutal. This one hurt me at home even watching it. This was good.
Toshiyuki Sakuda advanced via pinfall
2.5/5
Jay Blade v. Necro Butcher in a Second-Round Match
After beating the shit out of Jay Blade Necro Butcher threw Jay Blade through a Pane of Glass/Razor Wire Board Combo. Other than that the only weapons used here were at the end of Necro's arms. Jay Blade got lucky and got the roll-up. This was a decent match that told a good story.
Jay Blade advanced via pinfall
2.25/5
Skitzo v. Tommy Trainwreck in a Second-Round Match
Tommy Trainwreck immediately put Skitzo through a pane of glass and used a gusset bat on Skitzo. These guys had a crazy brawl outside the ring. This was a glorified squash. It was what it was.
Tommy Trainwreck advanced via pinfall
1.5/5
Kato v. Redneck Rebel v. Jay Impact
We had some non-tournament action here. A keyboard with toothpicks was used. Redneck Rebel used tubes on both of his opponents as the rain was pouring down on McKenzie, TN. Kato got the pin. This was okay but the rain on camera was distracting.
Kato won via pinfall
1.75/5
Bryant Woods defended the IWA Deep South Championship against Lil Sicko
This was another bonus match. Lil Sicko got thrown immediately through a pane of glass. Bryant Woods slammed Lil Sicko on a board of metal shavings. Lil Sicko threw Bryant Woods into a board of porcupines. Bryant Woods gave Lil Sicko an electric chair through a Pane of glass. Bryant Woods slammed Lil Sicko onto a mini trampoline of barbed wire. Bryant Woods used a pool noodle with toothpicks on it. Sicko made a comeback with a kendo stick. These two went through a pane of glass and Bryany Woods got a piece of glass lodged in his arm. These two v went on top of a U-Haul, where Sicko hit Bryant Woods with an exploding apparatus, and Bryant Woods went through a stack of tables and glass panes. That was the ending of this crazy match. This was great, and if this was Bryant Woods' last match, what a way to go out.
Lil Sicko won the IWA Deep South Championship via pinfall
4/5
Bobby V v. Sid Fabulous v. Tarzan Duran v. Toshiyuki Sakuda v. Tommy Trainwreck v. Jay Blade in the Finals of Carnage Cup XV
This was a 6-person elimination-style final. I'll do my best here. The ring is no rope barbed wire, the barbed wire is on fire and there's fuckery everywhere. Toshiyuki Sakuda dove off a ladder to the outside of the ring through Jay Blade who was on a table with tubes on him. Sakuda dove off a ladder to eliminate Tarzan Duran, and somehow, in the midst of that chaos, Sid Fabulous was eliminated. Tommy Trainwreck eliminated Toshiyuki Sakuda with a flaming knee. Bobby V and Jay Blade pinned Tommy Trainwreck to eliminate him. Jay Blade and Bobby V went off the top of a shack through a contraption with light tubes, barbed wire, and boards. Somehow Jay Blade got the pin, but I didn't see it. This was pure chaos and this was a cool grand finale.
Jay Blade won Carnage Cup XV via pinfall
3.5/5
Overall
This was my first Carnage Cup. It wasn't as bad as people make it out to be, in fact, some of it was even good. Yes, this show was a mixed bag, you had a few stinkers, but the finals and the Bryant Woods farewell match were great. I didn't hate this at all.
6.5/10























