XPW We Are Not Your Kind

 

XPW is a company that I couldn't get behind politically at first but after watching the tvs and the last show I feel stupid for it now.

Soul Taker squash match

Soul Taker wins via pinfall
1/5

Juventud Guerrera v. Nzo

I wouldn't necessarily say this match was good but it was entertaining. The promos in the beginning were the best part. Action wise nothing to write home about.

Juventud Guerrera wins via pinfall
1/5

The Body v. Lucky 13

This was fun. I love the body's character and how over the top he is at. Lucky 13 is decent too.  The syringes are kind of a rough one for me to watch. Other than that the match was too short.

The Body wins via pinfall
1.5/5

Chelsea Durden v. Sage Sin Supreme

These ladies had a war. The little I've seen of Sage has been great and Chelsea Durden I didn't see much of but I took notice from this. We had some cool spots with tubes. I hope Chelsea's back is OK after that suplex onto the wooden box.

Sage Sin Supreme wins via pinfall
3/5

Big Fn Joe v. Drake Younger

This was insane. So Joe had on his usual gimmick of tighty whities and a white shirt and drake had on some American flag boxing shorts. By the end of this match there was no more white left in either of there gear,only red. This match had more broken glass than a 10 car pileup. Great stuff.

Drake Younger wins via referee stoppage
3.75/5

Masada defends the XPW Championship against Tom Latimer

This match was really boring but at least Latimer got stabbed in the face with skewers.

Masada retains via pinfall
1/5


Kurt Bale v. JJ Escobar v. Charlie Bonifer
The term death match is appropriate for this one because the 3 of these men all almost died here. I saw some shit here I've never seen before. A chainsaw was used here,I've seen it teased but never actually used before. When Bonifer used the weedwacker on Escobar I got scared and thought we were gonna get to see a limb hacked off live. None of these men are stable and I loved it,good lord.

JJ Escobar wins via pinfall
3.75/5

Luidark Shaitan v. Lindsay Snow for the XPW Women's Championship

This moved kinda slow for me. I think just after the ridiculousness of the previous match of the night this was in a bad spot to follow. Both women tried but just was ok for me.
Luidark Shaitan retains via pinfall

Shlak defends the Death Match Championship against Maga Butcher

This looked like a real fight. There was a brawl all over the arena. Shlak threw a chair at Jasmine St. Claire which was Hallarious.  And just blood and brutality.

Shlak retains via pinfall.
2.75/5