GCW:Backyard Wrestling 5

 

The Chad v. Drake Wheeler v. Ace Wired

Im not sure who any of these men are. This was an ok match. I am very taken aback by the setup of this show. But I got to see a 450 off of a mattress so that's cool.

The Chad wins via pinfall
2.5/5

Dark Angel v. Marc Angel

Dark Angel is Marcus Mathers and I'm not sure who the other guy is. I wasn't that into this match the finish was cool though.  Dark Angel jumped off a treehouse through a door onto Marc Angel.

Dark Angel wins via pinfall
2.25/5

Charlie Cactus v. Pizza Cat Jr.
This is Brogan Finlay and Billie Starkz. This wasn't a great match either but, I did get a One Winged Angel into a pool.

Pizza Cat Jr. Wins via pinfall
2/5

Big Sexy Venom v. Matt Awesome v. Mayday Jack v. Vampyro v. Da Shawn v. Lucky

So this is Big Vin, Matt Tremont, Cole Radrick, Facade, Sean Henderson, and Lucky 13. This wasn't your run-of-the-mill GCW scramble. We had a destroyer from Da Shawn onto Mayday Jack into a pool onto a door, and Vampyro hitting an enziguiri with his foot on fire. The finishing was Mayday Jack jumping off a tractor through a door through Da Shawn. Great stuff that you don't see every day.

Mayday Jack wins via pinfall
3/5
Aerial Crow v. Emanon in a 2 out of 3 doors match. 

This is Dylan McKay and Jimmy Lloyd. Aerial Crow did a nice one-footed shooting star off a tall ladder through a door. Then Emanon did the assault driver through a door with firecrackers. And the finish was botched but it still was cool. Emanon was supposed to powerbomb Aerial Crow through a flaming door into a pool but the door barely lit and didn't break. Then Emanon just did a suicide dive onto the door and won.

Emanon wins 2 doors to 1
2.75/5

Jordans Team v. Manders Team

Too many people to name but Tara Zep is here which is great, she gives off a woman from ECW vibes which I already love. And we got a legend like Ruckus in this as well. This was a clusterfuck of a match but 10 persons usually are. But for real bring Tara back and showcase her in a match with fewer people in the match.  There's something there.

Team Manders wins via pinfall
2.25/5

Tarzan v. J.J. Allin

The match started with J.J. Allin shooting Roman Candles at Tarzan. J.J. Worked a popper bat into the match. J.J. Allin had firecrackers blown up on his dick and then took a weedwhacker tobsaue dick. Tarzan destroyed J.J. Allin's lackeys with a firecracker chair. This match was insane and I just listed the crazy shit J.J. Allin did. Wow.

J.J. Allin wins via pinfall
3.25/5
Dildboi v. Joey Janela

This was a Joey Janela squash where Joey just beat the fuck out of Dilfboi. Joey put him through a play house, doors, and a door between Trampolines. Dilfboi made a nice comeback by Beating Janela with a 2x4. But Joey got him back by slamming Dilfboi on a cooler. The finish was amazing with Joey Janela throwing Dilfboi off of the roof onto an inflatable pool with balls in it that was on a door. Really fun match.

Joey Janela wins via pinfall
3/5