GCW:Hit Em Up 2024

Broski Jimmy v. Jordan Oliver 

This match should have been better. It was centered around some Long Neck guy. This match was very slow. Even though they were trying to sell Jordan Oliver's knee being injured it was still way too slow for me. 

Jordan Oliver won via pinfall 

2/5

Sandra Moone v. Megan Bayne 

Megan Bayne continues to impress me. Sandra Moone isn't the greatest but Megan Bayne got an awesome match out of her. How is Megan Bayne on the Indies and not signed to WWE or AEW?

Megan Bayne won via pinfall 

3/5

Sidney Akeem v. Jack Cartwheel 

This match served its purpose of showcasing Sidney Akeem. Jack Cartwheel was a great opponent to start him off with and we will see how he does in GCW. 

Sidney Akeem won via pinfall 

2/5

Man Like Deriess v. Viva Van 

This was a fun comedy match that centered around Viva Van putting her ass in Man Like Deriess's face. Afterward, Deriess proposed?

Viva Van won via pinfall

1/5

Bobby Flaco v. Hunter Drake v. Zilla Fatu

This was a squash to get Zilla over as a Killa.

Zilla Fatu won via pinfall 

1/5

Manders v. Mr. Danger v. Jordan Cruz v. Brayden Toon v. Rob Shit v. Sam Stackhouse 

Ok, I decided I'm no longer reviewing scrambles, I get it it's a way to get talent from the area on shows and to give people a chance but I've been beaten over the head with these so I'm done.

N/A

Los Macizos v. The Stoner Brothers 

The Stoner Brothers are a good tag team and I wouldn't mind seeing more of them. It was good to see Los Macizos and they wrestled a good match without the weapons.

Los Macizos won via pinfall 

2.25/5

Kylie Rae v. Danhausen 

This was a nice gimmicky match and both wrestled well. It leaned a lot into the gimmicks though. Not enough for me to hate it but I could have used more action.

Danhausen won via submission 

2/5

Bodhi Young Prodigy and Gahbage Daddies v. Thrussy

This got a little sloppy in spots but this match ended up being good. This was very fast-paced and Alec Price was amazing in this one.

Thrussy won via pinfall 

2.75/5

Mance Warner defended the GCW Championship against Joey Janela 

This match reminded me of a NWA match in the 80's. It was a bloodbath mixed with good storytelling. The story is that Joey Janela is being screwed out of being the Champion by Matt Cardona. Usually, I hate nonfinishes but I did like this one. Blake Christian returning and looking to reclaim the title he never lost adds a layer to this story.

No Contest

4/5

Overall

Other than the Megan Bayne/Sandra Moone match and the finish to the main event this show was pretty forgettable. 

6/10