H2O: Ultraviolent Kingdom 7

 

Anthraxx v. Bam Sullivan In a Fans Bring The Weapons Match 

This was a great way to start the show and by God, Anthraxx's head busted open from the gusset plate. There was a literal pool of blood.

Bam Sullivan advanced via pinfall

2.25/5

Toby Farley v. Colby Corino in a Staple Gun Death Match 

This was a great match because of Colby Corino. He was such a good heel by commentating on his match and getting so much heat with the crowd that even I watching at home wanted him to get his ass beat. Also don't know much about Toby Farley but I found out here. I want more Toby Farley on shows.

Colby Corino advanced via pinfall

4/5

Remington Rhor v. Mouse 

Even though this was a squash Mouse took some bumps. I mean that Mouse Trap bump goddamn!

Remington Rhor advanced via pinfall

1.5/5

Alex Stretch v. Tommy Vendetta 

If Alex Stretch isn't on your radar by now you're stupid. He and Tommy went in there and had a great match with some cool barbed wire spots. And shout out to Alex Stretch's Terry Funk gear.

Alex Stretch advanced via pinfall 

2.5/5

Deklan Grant defended the H2O Championship against Marcus Mathers 

This was a good wrestling match to cleanse the pallet before more fuckery. 

Deklan Grant retained via pinfall 

2.5/5

Kristian Ross v. Matt Tremont 

This was short but violent and good, we even got the Bulldozer Tremont here. These two broke tubes and bled buckets and isn't that what wrestling is about?

Kristian Ross won via pinfall 

2.75/5

H2O Rumble

Even though Battle Royals are lame this was pretty fun. Go watch this clusterfuck to see what I mean I'm having a hard time wording it. 

Low Life Louie Ramos won

2/5

Bam Sullivan v. Colby Corino v. Remington Rhor v. Alex Stretch 

Now this was how you end a tournament. All these people went all out and left everything they had left in this match. By the end, all of these men were busted open and they used every tube they had in the H20 center. Also, shout out to Bam for taking that sick ass apron bump through the door. The right person won and I can't wait to see where this Peace Love and Death Match story goes.

Alex Stretch won the Ultraviolent Kingdom via pinfall

3.75/5

Overall

This is one of the better H2O shows I've seen and it was pretty much all killer no filler. The Tournament itself was great and the in between matches weren't bad themselves. Keep this up, Tremont.

8.5/10