Da Goombah v. Nicco Grey v. Jesse Daniels
This was an alright wrestling match.
Da Goombah won via pinfall
1.5/5
Bam Sullivan v. Tarzan Duran
After brawling outside the ring, Tarzan used a staple gun on Bam Sullivan. Bam Sullivan used a barbed wire bat on Tarzan Duran. Bam Sullivan used a knife on Tarzan. Tarzan drove Sullivan onto a pile of chairs. Bam scored the pin on a roll-up. This was a very good match.
Bam Sullivan won via pinfall
3/5
Braxx v. Jay Sawyer
This match started before the entrances even finished. There was a gusset plate exchange. Jay Sawyer went through a barbed wire board, and these two had a headshot exchange. The end saw Jay Sawyer choke out Braxx with barbed wire. This was an okay match
Jaw Sawyer won via submission
2/5
Jimmy Chondo Lyon v. Alex Stretch
Alex Stretch started off before the bell rang, attacking Chondo with the Freddy Krueger fingers. After some crazy brawling outside of the ring, Stretch used skewers on Chondo. After interference from Hardcore and a Death Valley driver, Chondo pulled this one off.
Jimmy Chondo Lyon won via pinfall
2.25/5
Hellaware Assassin v. Atticus Reigns
Hellaware Assassin put Atticus Reigns into a pit of tacks and then did a splash to Reigns. Hellaware Assassin used a fork on Atticus Reigns. Reigns used a Thumbtack Bat on Assassin. Atticus Reigns won with a fast count. Minus the cheap finish, this match was a good old-school Death match.
Atticus Reigns won via pinfall
2.25/5
Kevin Khaos v. Sinister Minister
Kevin Khaos gave Sinister Minister an unprettier on the hood of a car, then Khaos got Minister with a Staple gun. Kevin Khaos gave Sinister Minister paper cuts in between the fingers with a playing card. Kevin Khaos put through a flaming table to get the win. I liked this match, but I could have used more Sinister Minister offense.
Kevin Khaos won via pinfall
2.5/5
Sgt. Jimmy Controversy v. JC Extreme
After Jimmy Controversy tried to arrest Veronica Cane, JC Extreme came out and made the save for Veronica Cane. JC Extreme gave Controversy a Swanton onto tacks. Jimmy Controversy finished the match by diving off a track onto JC Extreme, and they went through a table. This was a decent match.
Sgt. Jimmy Controversy won via pinfall
2/5
Louie Jr. V. Hardcore
Hardcore was bleeding before the match even started, which was great. We had a gusset plate exchange. Louie Jr. did the fork spot in Hardcore's head and his posterior. Louie used a big ass gusset on Hardcore. Hardcore put Louie Jr. through a bridge of carpet strips. This was a very good match, and for real. Why the fuck isn't Hardcore in any tournaments as of now? Dude is getting very good and deserves it, just saying.
Hardcore won via pinfall
3.75/5
Angel Metro v. Low Life Louie Ramos
Angel Metro smacked Low Life Louie with a bat with Four Loko cans, then stabbed Louie in the head with forks. Low Life Louie carved Angel Metro's head up with a fork. Angel Metro put Low Life Louie through a table. Angel Metro put Low Life Louie through a Four Loko can board for the win. This was a decent match, but it served the purpose of making Angel Metro look like a badass, so mission accomplished there.
Angel Metro won via pinfall
2.5/5
Kristian Ross v. Mickie Knuckles
Mickie Knuckles bit Kristian Ross in the nads. Kristian Ross threw an Ironing board at Mickie Knuckles. These two were having a nice, hard-hitting match, then Veronica Cane came out and interfered on behalf of Kristian Ross. Then Mickie Knuckles suplexed Veronica Cane onto Kristian Ross and pinned them both. This was a very good match.
Mickie Knuckles won via pinfall
3/5
Anthraxx defended the XBRAND Championship against JB Anderson
JB Anderson blasted Anthraxx with tubes. Anthraxx got JB Anderson back with tubes. These two fought in a car where JB Anderson took out a saw and carved up Anthraxx with it. Anthraxx gave JB Anderson a Russian Leg Sweep onto a tube bundle. And Anthraxx got the win. This was a pretty solid match.
Anthraxx was retained via pinfall
2.5/5
Overall
This had some pretty good stuff on it. This show did X Brand more Justice than the Philly boxing ring show and produced a couple of bangers like Hardcore/Louie Jr. and Mickie/Ross. This was full of relatively new talent, which was cool to see. Not bad.
6/10
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