Tuesday, September 16, 2025

SVN:Here Today Guano Tomorrow 2025


 

One Man Kru v. Masada


These two battled outside of the ring. Or there Masada wore out One Man Kru with a chair. Once they returned to the ring One Man Kru put Masada through a barbed wire board. Masada gave One Man Kru a saito suplex onto the Barbed Wire board. The match finished when Masada knocked out One Man Kru with a chair. This match was more or less Masada beating the fuck out of One Man Kru; however, One Man Kru had a good showing.


Masada won via referee stoppage 

2.75/5


Dred v. Bad Dude Tito 


Bad Dude Tito started off hot with some dives and a tube. Bad Dude Tito used a staple gun on Dred. After an attack with chairs from Dred Bad Dude Tito broke a tube in Dred's mouth. Dred used tubes on Bad Dude Tito once they returned to the ring. Tito gave Dred an F5 onto a chair. After a distraction from Necro Butcher Bad Dude Tito finished off Dred with a piledriver on a chair with tubes. This was a very good Big Man Match.


Bad Dude Tito won via pinfall 

3.25/5


Slice Boogie v. Rob Shit v. The Ring Crew Guy


This was supposed to be Slice Boogie against Rob Shit but somehow the ring crew guy got involved. To spite the story being weird this was a good match.


Slice Boogie won via pinfall 

3/5


Miedo Extremo v. Sonico


Outside of the ring Miedo Extremo used a chair and barbed wire on Sonico. Once they got back in the ring, Sonico Sabued Miedo with a chair, and Miedo Extremo used a tube on Sonico. Sonico suplexed Miedo Extremo through a pane of glass then these two had a nice lucha exchange. Miedo finished this with a fire thunder driver on a tube. This was an amazing match and these two did a good job of mixing lucha and Death Match. 


Miedo Extremo won via pinfall 

4/5


El Shlako v. El Negro


After some Lucha libre shit broke down and we had chairs and tubes. El Shlako gave El Negro a snowplow onto a barbed wire board. El Negro finished off El Shlako with a back suplex through a pane of glass. What can I say other than this was a lucha libre classic? 

El Negro won via pinfall 

2.75/5


Phil Insane v. Bobby Beverly 


Phil Insane jump-started this match by spearing Bobby Beverly through a pane of glass. These two really went at it outside of the ring with stiff chair shots then Bobby Beverly brought a tube into play when they got back into the ring. Bobby Beverly threw a bundle of tubes at Phil Insane and Phil Insane went off the apron through 2 chairs below. These guys beat the fuck out of each other some more with tubes until Bev finished off Phil Insane with a head shot with a chair and a fisherman's buster.


Bobby Beverly won via pinfall 

4.25/5


Eric Ryan v. Alex Colon 


We had Alex Colon dropkick and put the end of tubes into Eric Ryan's head. Eric Ryan slammed Alex Colon's face into tubes. Outside the ring, these guys threw chairs at each other. Alex Colon did a frog splash onto Eric Ryan, who had tubes laid across him. Eric Ryan gave Alex Colon a superplex through a pane of glass and Dred came in to attack Eric Ryan. Necro Butcher attacked Dred. Eric Ryan got the roll-up for the win. This was an intense match and it was cool because it set up Dred/Necro Butcher. 


Eric Ryan won via pinfall 

2.75/5


Overall


This was a solid show without a bad match on it. I just really wish SVN would use an app that was available on Amazon Fire, but perhaps one day. 


7.5/10




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