CZW: Tournament of Death 21

 

Tarzan Duran v. Mad Man Pondo in a First-Round Match 

Mad Man Pondo carved up Tarzan with a knife. Tarzan got Pondo back by drop-kicking Pondo through a barbed wire board. Tarzan hit a bong mid-match which was hilarious. After getting his hair lit on fire Mad Man Pondo used Freddy Krueger blades. This was a great way to start the Tournament of Death.

Mad Man Pondo advanced via pinfall

3/5

Judge Joe Dred v. Joel Bateman 

We had our next First Round Match and shout out to Judge Joe Dred for coming out to Spy. Judge Joe Dred jammed a tube into Joel Bateman's head with a gavel. Bateman got him back by roundhouse kicking a tube into Judge Joe Dred's head. Dred hit Bateman with an exploding cricket bat and Joel Bateman fell off the top turnbuckle through a ladder and tube structure below. Judge Joe Dred then Michinoku drove Bateman onto a TV wrapped in tubes for the win. This was another great match and even though I love Joel Bateman I'm glad Judge Joe Dred won.

Judge Joe Dred Advanced via pinfall

3.25/5

Danny Darko v. Big Fn Joe in a First-Round Match 

We got another First Round Match and it's 2 of the UK's best going at it. These two British behemoths destroyed each other with skinny tubes in the early part of the match. These two battled into the crowd and got the fans involved, shout out to Matt Emerson for holding tubes for Joe. After these two got back to Ringside they two killed each other with tubes and Joe busted out an exploding barbed wire bat. I loved this match. These two killed each other and left each other in a bloody heap. That's what I like to see. 

Big Fn Joe advanced via pinfall

3.75/5

Mickie Knuckles v. JJ Allin in a First-Round Match 

This is the last First Round Match and I didn't expect it to be pretty. Mickie started off beating the fuck out of JJ but JJ made a comeback with gussets. JJ used a flaming Kendo stick. JJ Allin gave Mickie a big bit through a car window and that was insane. Mickie then took a fucking weedwacker through a tube to the leg. JJ then got blown up by firecrackers. This match was insane and I loved it. Mickie Knuckles on a warpath is the best Mickie Knuckles. 

Mickie Knuckles advanced via submission 

3.5/5

Judge Joe Dred v. Mad Man Pondo in a Second-Round Match 

This is our first second-round match. Pondo broke a Cinderblock on Dred's shoulder. Other than that this match was slow for my taste. I'm glad Dred won but I wanted more action. 

Judge Joe Dred Advanced via pinfall

2.25/5

Big Fn Joe v. Mickie Knuckles in a Second-Round Match 

This was our next second-round match. Mickie Knuckles took a bump into a corkboard. Big Fn Joe cut Mickie with scissors. Other than that we had a lot of tubes and many suplexes on tubes. This was a decent match where afterward Big Fn Joe turned heel on Mickie Knuckles. 

Mickie Knuckles advanced via pinfall 

2.25/5

Judge Joe Dred v. Mickie Knuckles in the Tournament of Death finals

Here we go this was the finals. The ropes got changed to barbed wire and there were Stacks of fuckery everywhere. Mickie Knuckles almost got decapitated by barbed wire but it got her arm bad. Judge Joe Dred did a great job working the injured arm with tubes. Judge Joe Dred did a great job generating heat on the mic while it bought Mickie time to get checked on. When Mickie came back Angel Metro took out Steven Jury to even the odds. The finish was nuts with these two going off of a Scaffold through a pile of tubes and doors that exploded. This was a good finale and I think it was Mickie's time so I'm happy with the finish. 

Mickie Knuckles won Tournament of Death via pinfall 

3.5/5

Overall 

This was the best CZW show they've had in years. This was a solid Tournament, the right person won and I'm excited to see where the product goes from here. 

7.5/10